That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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