She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
Randomize
