found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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