We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
