My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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