dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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