we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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