well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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