You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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