He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
The air taste purple.
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