I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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