All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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