If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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