I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
