help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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