if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
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