Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
