Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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