Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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