He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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