she was so not down for the gang bang
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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