real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i need an iv and a liver transplant
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
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