Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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