You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Church boner. Awkwardddd
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
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