I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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