As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I see more hoeing in ur future
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
Randomize
