love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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