Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
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