its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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