We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
There r osticjed everywhere
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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