God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
love makes seman taste better
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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