Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
He shit in the fireplace
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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