she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
This is my life. Enjoy the view
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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