Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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