8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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