Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
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