spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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