Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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