Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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