Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
No subtext here. People are naked.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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