So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
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