I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
