Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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