I just made out with a guy for $7.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
how does that bad decision feel?
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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