Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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