just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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