I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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