I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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