if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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