you didnt know i had herpes?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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