Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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